Because they’ve haven’t milked it enough for attention…
The deep thinkers at The Mary Sue had three “gymnasts” try to copy the Spider Woman pose.
That is, after a minute and half of some goon babbling, three girls who really stray from the classical physique we think of gymnasts belly flop against a mat and prove, something, I think.
This is classic because the cover as I see it has her just crouching on top of a ledge, and even I, out of shape as I am, was able to replicate this pose. So I have no clue what these idiots are doing. I’d be surprised if any of them even saw the cover.
Just for kicks, I included another article I saw listed on the page because I have the answer right of the bat. They’re white because Ridley Scott is white and the producers are white and they made it. When black people produce and direct their own film they can make the characters whatever color they want because, you know, it’s their fucking movie.
People being allowed to make their things the way they want. Something the SJW crowd just can’t wrap their heads around.
se: is it anatomically possible to jump 30 stories into the air and spray webbing from your wrists? our employees at our blog who are horridly out of shape but once took a dance class when they were 4 say “no.”
MOD 1: Notice even in their attitude how they demand to be appeased and catered to. “Do as I say, now.”
You let these people take power, they won’t stop taking.
Is it possible to recreate the Spider-woman pose? If you’re not overweight and can walk the answer is yes. Though I wonder is most of Jezebal’s staff a member of the “deathfat” movement?
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